ある日の会話（ウンチを巡って、、、）Endless conversation about poop

ナノカの質問は、唐突で、取り止めがない。

On way home, she suddenly asked me,"Are there any function of human poop?"

I said, "Well, it was used to be put into the farm" "For what?" "To enrich the soil." "Still now?" "Not now. We only use pig, cow and chicken's poop for farming." "How about dogs?"

"No dog's poop." "Why not?" "Dogs don't live together. To gather 5 big bags from one dog takes too long. Pigs etc are living together, so it is easier."

"No function of Human poop?"　”Anyway, they took away all the staff we don't need in the body. That is the main function. If poop does not go out, it will be big trouble." "Why?" "It will stay forever and the body will be filled up!"

"So is that all of human poop's purpose?" "Yeah,,,oh, I heard that people studied to make fire to cook by gas from poop." "Is it like farting?" "Yes. They tried to make gas like that artificially." "it is like to sell 5 bags of fart?" "That's like that."

"Why don't you become scientist to study the gas?" "No! I don't want to be the scientist!" "OK" "There's no women scientist!"

"There's no rules how to choose the work even men or women. You can choose anything." "I want to be dress designer." "That is also your freedom.though."

できる限り、正確に、誠実に、会話をしなくては。
そう思っているので、質問されると、がんばって、答えてしまう。

しかし、一個、がんばって、答えると、
そこを、足がかりに、次の質問が来る。

このバス内での会話を聞いていた、近所の人が、
「奥さん、えらか〜。なんでも、答えよらす」
と言ってくれたが、本当のことを言うと、
いつも、「誰か、助けて、、、」と思いながら、会話をしている。

でも、例えば、最後の、「女は、科学者いないよ」の一言なんて、
「いやいや、ダメダメ。
ちゃんと、political collectなことを、教えねば」
と思うので、限界を超えて、また、会話が続いていってしまうのだ。

真面目すぎるのでしょうか、、、