Reality of Tanabata 実録 七夕物語

In my imagination, Tanabata is going this way in reality.
私の思うところ、七夕の実情はこんな感じではないかと思う。

Orihime, the girl, decided to swim to the other side to meet Hikoboshi.

She failed.

Dad "You can meet one year later. So send him letters
and brush up yourself"

Orihime "Well, today I cooked sarmon. I overcooked. It reminded me about sardins
I cooked for you last year and I overcooked it at that time, too. I wonder if sarmon goes
better either with lemon or with butter,,,bra bra bra,,,,,"

Postman "Mail for you, Mr. Hikoboshi"
Hikoboshi "Wow!"


Orihime was norvous.

Postman "Mail for you, Ms. Orihime"
Here it comes!

Letter "Dear Orihime
How are you? I am fine. From Hikoboshi."

Orihime was mad about simple short letter
like memo.

She decided to swim to complain to him.



She failed.

Hikoboshi concentrated on his job.
"I cannot meet until next year. So I will work."

Orihime was emotionally busy everyday.

Then July 7th comes.
Orihime was irritated to see happy Hikoboshi.

She started to complain about one year long distance.
"Only I did try to swim over, only I did write a long letter,
first of all, which is important for you, me or cow?"

What a difficult to deal with girls, all Hikoboshi might feel.
Hahaha...well we cannot laugh.